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53 Terrible Jokes!
 
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They're not actually terrible, most of them are actually pretty dang funny. Thanks to all the people who suggested jokes via Twitter (THERE WERE A LOT OF YOU!) these pretty much exclusively came from that search. Men of YouTube Charity Calendar is now available for pre-order, benefitting next year's project for awesome: http://dftba.com/product/14d/2013-Men-of-YouTube-Calendar Other Joke Videos: 31 Jokes for Nerds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrnd63DAH8o 50 More Jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ4kL4pI-rY 50 Jokes in 4 Minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzHBszZn6uo 50 Jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7GvstxiH-M HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS: Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo ====================== Hank's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hankgreen Hank's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hankimon Hank's tumblr: http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com John's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen John's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/johngreenfans John's tumblr: http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com ====================== Other Channels Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail ====================== Nerdfighteria http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/ http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs http://reddit.com/r/nerdfighters http://nerdfighteria.info/ A Bunny (\(\ ( - -) ((') (')
Views: 4310663 vlogbrothers
No Nazi Jokes (Funny Videos)
 
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Views: 52443 Comedy Time
Learn English with 5 Jokes
 
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http://www.engvid.com/ Do you want to be the life of the party? Do you like clever word jokes? This is the lesson for you! Learn to understand five easy jokes that use double meanings to be funny. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll learn. Watch the lesson, then take the quiz: http://www.engvid.com/learn-english-with-5-jokes/
Did You Like Matthew Perry's 'Peach' Joke?
 
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Matthew Perry told Ellen a joke that he thinks about half of the population thinks is funny. Let's find out! Watch his joke in the video, and then tell us what you thought of the it right here.
Views: 713127 TheEllenShow
Knock Knock: Funny Kids tell the Best Jokes Ever
 
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"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" If a kid's telling you the joke the answer is probably either Orange or Banana. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is another kid joke classic, though the reasons for the chicken do vary. Today we're getting the best joke of all time and the worst joke of all time, from the minds of kids. These hilarious children have some truly funny jokes, some quite bad jokes, and some very, very weird jokes. Watch and let us know which Kid Joke made you LOL the hardest! Comment! And SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE FROM THESE AWESOME KIDS!!
Views: 1618257 Kid Advice
Are You Smart Enough To Get These Nerdy Jokes?
 
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Get your PhD in humor with this collection of intellectual jokes. Download Buzzfeed's Free New App - http://bit.ly/NewBFApp Share on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/15zoPng (you can change the text) Share on Twitter: http://bit.ly/1dAK1fC (you can change the tweet) We pulled the best gags from a recent Reddit thread of intellectual jokes and illustrated them as cartoons in order to test your knowledge of chemistry, physics, math, Latin, computer science and more. If you don't laugh, you probably should've paid more attention in school. Adapted from this BuzzFeed post: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/jokes-only-nerds-will-understand Animation by Kevin McShane http://www.buzzfeed.com/kevinmcshane Voiceover by Kevin McShane, Hillary Levine, Kate Reynolds, Andrew Ilnyckyj, and Henry Goldman -------------------------- MUSIC: DianisMult - Comedy by Vyacheslav Zhmurin https://soundcloud.com/vyacheslav-zhmurin/dianismult-comedy used via Creative Commons Attribution License SOUND EFFECTS: Bar atmosphere - Not So Busy by fogma http://www.freesound.org/people/fogma/sounds/19870/ metal pop foley by Alternicity http://www.freesound.org/people/Alternicity/sounds/133101/ 01 baby crying hard by PickleJones http://www.freesound.org/people/PickleJones/sounds/151085 cupboard creak 3 by Corsica_S http://www.freesound.org/people/Corsica_S/sounds/24244/ keyboard-typing by Anton http://www.freesound.org/people/Anton/sounds/137/ rattle1-2 by acrober http://www.freesound.org/people/acrober/sounds/86127/ Body Fall Over by raubana http://www.freesound.org/people/raubana/sounds/82027/ broken_string by alexbird http://www.freesound.org/people/alexbird/sounds/99158/ swosh-08 - "stick cutting air" by qubodup http://www.freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/59995/ Socket Wrench by kklab5050 http://www.freesound.org/people/kklab5050/sounds/120042/ buzzer by guitarguy1985 http://www.freesound.org/people/guitarguy1985/sounds/54047/ Desk Thud by JWMalahy http://www.freesound.org/people/JWMalahy/sounds/146977/ DST-AncientCurse-III by Striderjapan http://www.freesound.org/people/Striderjapan/sounds/141366/ cartoon fast footsteps-mg by martian http://www.freesound.org/people/martian/sounds/178367/ Ding Ding Small Bell by JohnsonBrandEditing http://www.freesound.org/people/JohnsonBrandEditing/sounds/173932/ Calm Morning Outdoor Ambience by blouhond http://www.freesound.org/people/blouhond/sounds/157947/ -------------------------- GET MORE BUZZFEED: www.buzzfeed.com www.buzzfeed.com/video www.youtube.com/buzzfeed www.youtube.com/buzzfeedvideo www.youtube.com/buzzfeedyellow www.youtube.com/cnnbuzzfeed BUZZFEED YELLOW Tasty short, fun, inspiring, funny, interesting videos from the BuzzFeed. From hilarious social segments to amazing how-to's and DIYs, BuzzFeed Yellow will entertain, educate, spark conversation about all the little things that matter in life. Just like BuzzFeedVideo, but more yellow.
Views: 6666253 As/Is
Not funny jokes
 
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Funniest Joke Ever - Not Safe for Children
 
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Funniest Joke Ever. A golden oldie as told by an Aussie radio show back in 2005
Views: 1454 japanvideophoto
15 Of The Funniest Jokes To Tell People -- Funny One Liner Jokes Told
 
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Views: 359263 Nata Fly
Indians Jokes: Larry Omaha Tells Funny Indians Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Larry Omaha jokes about Indian names. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Indians jokes are really funny, and I love Indians who tell Indian jokes. I am beyond happy when I heard the Indians joke by Larry Omaha, who happens to be Indian himself. He is a real Indian, not one of those joke Indian...the way we can tell a real Indian from a joke Indian are by the names. If he was fake, he wouldn't have an authentic Indian name like "Sleeps in the river." I'm sure the awesome Indian names are inside jokes Indian people make up with each other. As we now know from Larry, his name was an inside jokes Indian people made up. Even though funny Indians jokes include those from crazy Indian names that is not the only thing Indians joke about. The whole idea of why we call them Indians is a really funny Indians jokes. Yes, they are really American Indian jokes to be politically correct, but whether or not we refer to them as American Indian jokes is all up to us. I mean, we don't live in a politically correct world anyways. I've always been told not to joke about other cultures, and that includes jokes about Indian cultures. However, like I mentioned earlier, that is why I like Indians who tell jokes about Indian culture...my parents never said that I couldn't laugh at jokes about other cultures. For more hilarious comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Funny Birthday Wishes Come True with Rob Little Telling Funny Birthday Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Rob Little jokes about birthdays. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I love a good birthday joke, and Rob Little tells a birthday joke in this bit. Actually he tells multiple birthday jokes in this bit. In his birthday jokes, he discusses what it's like to have a birthday near a holiday. It honestly must suck to have a birthday near a holiday. I guess it must be a joke birthday to have a birthday near the holiday. The reason I call it a joke birthday...actually I change my mind, it's not a joke birthday, because it must not be that funny. Rob Little tells jokes birthday boys, as well as jokes birthday girls would laugh at who have birthday's near holidays. His jokes about birthday are actually really interesting as he tells his jokes about birthday by audience responses, which I find really talented. His birthday humor is actually really great since his birthday humor is so bubbly, and a bit sarcastic. I wouldn't call them funny birthday jokes, I would say his reactions and his delivery are hilarious. The reason I wouldn't call them funny birthday jokes is because I can imagine myself doing the same material and it not being funny...Rob Little is just great at his delivery. Regardless, these are definitely happy birthday jokes, as I can't seem to not be happy by the jokes he tells...as a result they are happy birthday jokes. Even though, ironically, they are a bit ominous. Whatever the case is, for those who have birthday's today, we here at StandUpBits hope you all have funny birthday wishes. So, everybody have funny birthday wishes! For more hilarious stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Testicle Jokes: Shayla Rivera Jokes About Testicles! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Shayla Rivera jokes about testicles. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I've got a good testicles joke for you guys. I mean, my testicle joke may not be as good as Shayla Rivera's because her testicles jokes are great, but I have a pretty good one. You guys ready for this testicle joke? If quizzes are quizzacle, what are tests.......difficult. I told you it wasn't as good as Shayla's testicle jokes, but oh well. In this bit, Shayla discusses some funny jokes about testicles. In her jokes about testicles, it revolves around Guys gone wild...I also call those frat parties. I was watching the discovery channel, and I realize human guys have joke testicles. Other species have huge testicles, and ours are joke testicles. They are so small compared to those of the Tuberous Bushcricket who has testicles up to 14 percent of their bodies...what do crickets need to do with that much semen??? They just put us males to shame. I've got another testicle joke for you. What did the right nut say to the left nut? Glad I'm not the dick in the middle...if you didn't laugh, the joke was either not funny, or they are jokes testicles would understand. Jokes testicles understand are jokes only about testicles. I don't know, but all I know is Shayla tells way better testicles jokes than I do, and that she tells jokes that testicles understand as well as humans. For more hilarious stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Michael Jr Comedy Christian Church Comedian
 
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Michael Jr Comedy Christian Church Comedian http://michaeljr.com Michael Jr Comedy Christian Church Comedian Bio (from http://michaeljr.com/about) Once in a generation, a comedian comes along who speaks to everyone. Today, that comedian is known simply as Michael Jr. Imagine a line from Bill Cosby to Jerry Seinfeld and you'll have an idea of Michael's influences. Watch him onstage and you'll see a man at ease...with himself, his audience, and his message. Listen to his voice and you'll detect a comfortable, conversational style that hides a sly sense of mischief. Hear his words and you'll laugh at the universal themes that connect us all. Hailed as one of today's most gifted comedians, Michael's entry into comedy was almost preordained. Years ago in a crowded Grand Rapids, Michigan movie theater, the projector malfunctioned. The film snapped, the house lights came on, and acting on a dare, young Michael jumped in front of the restless crowd and took center stage. When the theater manager tried to usher him out, the audience demanded he stay...and Michael Jr. discovered his gift. Comedian George Wallace offered Michael his first break when he took him to the legendary Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, home of Jay Leno and "The Tonight Show" staff. The club's owner slipped Michael onstage...and a week later Michael was performing at the "Just for Laughs" comedy festival in Montreal, where he became the first comedian to ever appear live via satellite on "The Tonight Show." That performance catapulted Michael's career and has resulted in additional appearances on The Tonight Show, Comedy Central, TV One, The Late, Late Show, BET's ComicView, Jimmy Kimmel Live, SiTV, CNN, The Tom Joyner Show, The Bob and Tom Show , DayBreak USA and Bryon Allen's Comic Unleashed and ComedyTV. You'll also find him at the most prestigious comedy clubs across the nation, including The Improv, The Laugh Factory, The Comedy Store, The Punchline, The Comic Strip, and Zanies Comedy Club. And, if that's not enough — Michael's versatility takes him from major universities such as Notre Dame, the University of Massachusetts, and the University of Alabama, to church events ranging from the 60,000 member Willow Creek Church in Chicago to the 17,000 member West Angeles Church in L.A to the 10,000 member New Life Church in Colorado Springs. How can one man be equally at home in the heartland and the inner city, churches and prisons, corporate events and youth rallies? Michael calls it comedy accountability. "If I'm in a club, my material has to be clean enough to work in a church. If I'm in a pulpit, it has to be funny enough to work in a club." It is this versatility that has enabled Michael to author a children's book -- The Parts We Play, to be featured in the wildly successful comedy DVD Thou Shalt Laugh, and to have made his directorial debut with Comedy The Road Less Traveled, that is available in stores nationally, Amazon.com or www.MichaelJr.com On the home front, Michael is happily married. He and his wife are the proud parents of five beautiful children.
Views: 2556526 Pastor Jose Velez
Genital Herpes: Funny Herpes Jokes by Shayla Rivera! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Shayla Rivera jokes on herpes. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I am happy to say, I do not have genital herpes. I also never would like to get genital herpes...however there may be one thing good about genital herpes, you can tell some great herpes jokes. Shayla (I don't think) has genital herpes, but she is still able to tell herpes jokes, which is quite impressive. She doesn't even sound ignorant. She tells really funny herpes jokes, which is hard to do, because herpes is no joke. That stuff lasts forever. People with herpes probably do not want to tell jokes about herpes, because it must really suck, but there are people who do tell jokes about herpes, and really funny herpes jokes at that. People with herpes may not want to hear any of Shayla's herpes joke because it may be a bit painful. At one point she even asks the audience if they have herpes, which led up to a herpes joke. For more hilarious comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Si Martin of Set Aside [Sexy Musicians, Not So Funny Jokes]
 
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@HiMyNameIsSi of Cardiff-based pop-punk band, Set Aside, tells us a not-so-funny joke... Get the free single 'Chivalry Never Dies' here: http://setasideuk.bandcamp.com http://facebook.com/setasideofficial http://twitter.com/setasideuk Produced & Directed by @GruffVaughan Thanks to @HonisterPass for reluctantly helping out as 2nd camera. Edited with horror by @SickoNicko
Views: 1078 Set Aside
Clean comedian David Ferrell
 
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Clean comedian David Ferrell
Short Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends - Really Funny Jokes
 
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short jokes that could be told, easy to remember jokes, Blonde jokes, kid jokes, funny jokes, one liners, insults, comebacks and sayings. comedy jokes taken from the internet. funny jokes told, very funny jokes, one liners, funniest online jokes, easy one liners, funny one liners, funny humor, funniest online, worst joke ever told. funny Hilarious jokes to tell friends and family, at school or at work. short funny jokes and one liners insults comebacks, Funny Jokes to tell your girlfriend about boys. large collection of classic short jokes, great for emailing, telling friends ... the short joke to your friends, Funny jokes are based on a taboo and often have a sexual content. They are very popular among teens and adults. These are usually short stories in the form of jokes. If you have not enough time to spend on jokes there are really short dirty jokes for you which are called one liners dirty jokes. These jokes appeared a long time ago and till nowadays are still popular. Their amount is growing all the time because people come up with more jokes. You can find a lot of funny dirty jokes for all tastes in the web. So you can laugh enough reading them. Maybe some of those dirty jokes could be so dirty that you will wish to take a shower after reading them. But otherwise you will not waste your time, since they are pretty funny. Also you have to read some of the best one liners dirty jokes of the day. Jokes can help you in several situations. For example you can share stories with your friends over a beer at the bar. Or you can lighten the atmosphere on the party with a couple of those jokes which your friends have not heard yet. So do not be shy and go to the web to find some funny dirty jokes.
Views: 110329 Nata Fly
Funny Jokes about Marriage | Ron Pearson
 
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Go to http://thegrablegroup.com/speaker/ron-pearson/ to learn more about Ron Pearson and The Grable Group. Ron Pearson always has funny jokes about marriage. Pearson has been involved in stand-up comedy for over 20 years and often appears on television.
Views: 94622 Tim Grable
No Joke: The Truth About Alcoholism
 
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Featuring Robin Williams, Anthony Hopkins, Bill Cosby and Craig Ferguson. Alcoholism is a wide spread issue. We all know someone who might be an alcoholic. We need to be alert and careful, because it's not just something certain people fall into - anyone can. Drink Responsibly. Music by: Alice In Chains, Tom O'Dell, and Carly Comando. **UPDATE** 08/13/2014 It is a sad tragedy that we all lost Robin Williams too soon. It should be a reminder to all of us that we need to be careful and alert for any signs of trouble. If there are signs, then we need to get people the help they need - whether that is for alcohol abuse, depression, gambling, etc. This video was made many months before Mr. Williams' death, and is now a sobering reminder that anyone could reach their breaking point in shocking and saddening ways. God bless Robin Williams and anyone out there who lives a crippling life of depression and/or addiction. Let's look out for one another and fight for their lives and the lives of their loved ones. OPENING MUSIC: “Everyday” by Carly Comando from the album One Take - By Arrangement with Deep Elm Records (www.deepelm.com) - More Music by Carly Comando: http://www.deepelm.com/carlycomando - Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/artist/7otEnuPUUfrDT1iYHUo7KP - iTunes / Apple Music: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/one-take/id379518935 - Name Your Price: http://deepelmdigital.com/album/one-take - Twitter: http://twitter.com/carlycomando - Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/carlycomandomusic University of Oregon - Documentary Final Video, 2013 Shot on the Blackmagic Pocket Cinema Camera with Panasonic 20mm f1.7 (Note to those who plan on using the Blackmagic Pocket Camera - Do not use onboard sound. External mics and recording a necessity).
Views: 852916 Thru the Reel Films
British Joke: Brandon Christy Tells Funny British Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Brandon Christy tells British jokes. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I love British jokes, told in a British accent...this is why I love this bit. Brandon Christy tells British jokes very well, and it is even better due to his British accent. I love ironic things, and it is ironic that he would be telling jokes about British, while being British. The jokes about British people, are not actually about British people, but he definitely tells some British humour jokes. The reason why I say they are British humour jokes is because the jokes are definitely funny to British people...and American's still will find them funny, Americans love to laugh. Brandon Christy is definitely a funny guy, and he definitely has a very British humor, which is evident in his jokes. He is the real deal, no joke British. You can tell that he isn't joke British, because his accent is authentic...he's not from New England...that was some British humor jokes, of course Brandon tells it better. Just imagine that British humor jokes in a British accent, it would be funnier. He tells jokes British people would laugh at, and I find it difficult to tell jokes British and Americans would laugh at, so I applaud Brandon. For me, I find it difficult to tell a funny British joke, because I haven't lived in the Great Britain, so I don't know a funny British joke that would appeal to the British audience....instead, I will leave all of the British joke to Brandon, because he is able to tell a British joke in a way that I cannot: funny. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Greatest Joke of All Time
 
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Filthy Frank tells what could possibly be referred to as the worst joke of all time. I was bored today so I thought you guys would appreciate this quick video. http://www.facebook.com/TheFilthyFrank https://twitter.com/#!/FilthyFrank tags: my ideas always get shot down like pocahontas' tribe. a genie came out of a bottle and granted me one wish so i said i want my dick to touch the floor so the genie ripped my cock off and threw it on the floor
Views: 1712857 TVFilthyFrank
Jokes About Race: Larry Omaha Tells Funny Race Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Larry Omaha jokes about race. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Wow, this one is great. Larry Omaha tells a race joke, but he then follows it up by another race joke, however, the race jokes are not what you expect, as he changes the race of each one of his race jokes. Sure, in the bit he talks about a joke race, or maybe more than one joke race...joke race is just a made up race, but it's all in the beauty of his comedy. He tells jokes race people like, all races, I am sure he the audience was diverse, and they are race people, so in conclusion, he definitely tells jokes race people laugh at. Larry Omaha is smart, as it is hard to get away with jokes about race, because people are sensitive about their race, so he does something intelligent regarding his jokes about race...he talks about every race. Which makes them funny race jokes are the fact that they are a lot about him, I think when a comic is able to tell a joke about himself or herself it automatically becomes funny...well, some of the times. This is one of the occasions as his jokes come off as funny race jokes, and not cruel race jokes. For more hilarious stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
SEX funny joke
 
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continuation. https://www.facebook.com/pages/%E2%91%A0%E2%91%A7Sex-Life/559746297433923 . https://www.facebook.com/tryryegrfwdw
Views: 315277 ceyhun seferov
Funny Smart Not Dumb Blonde Joke
 
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I was told a lot of dumb blonde jokes, but never a smart blonde joke, so I set out to create one(I actually pulled it off the Internet)
Views: 448 victor neeland
Real Funny Jokes that will make you laugh from MichaelJr
 
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Go to http://thegrablegroup.com/funny-clean-comedians/ to learn more about finding comics and booking clean comedians. Michael Jr. brings real funny jokes with honesty to his stand up comedy routine. He brings depth of context to his scenarios
Views: 5344 Tim Grable
Funny Wife Jokes: Paul Ogata Tells Funny Jokes About Wife! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Paul Ogata jokes on marriage. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I'm not married yet...however Paul Ogata's funny wife jokes and his joke on wife kind of have me scared. Trust me, these jokes about wife and his wife jokes really are funny, but I'm hoping that they are fictitious and not true. I mean, I would love to have a TV, but have you ever watched shows like The View before? Ughh...his wife joke about compromise is a really good wife joke as I have my mom to relate to...my dad has told me stories about compromising. The great thing about Paul Ogata's wife jokes is that these are husband wife joke approved, which basically means husbands and wives can get it. Trust me, I got my parents to watch this bit, and they both laughed, we just had to compromise. Even though I'm not married, I do have a joke wife, you know, Kate Upton. I'm just kidding, I'm out of her league...anyways, I was married on Facebook and that was my joke wife. What a jokes wife she was, we always got in fights, we always did what she wanted to do, and I had to pay for her meals...oh my god, maybe I really was married, and she really wasn't a jokes wife, but a real wife. I guess I'm telling too many jokes about wife, even though they were funny wife jokes I maybe should stop before she reads this description box. Being in a fake marriage is very analogous to being in a real marriage, and one word of advice I can give you guys out there, never play a joke on wife. She won't think its funny, and your back won't either when your sleeping on the couch...unless your couch is comfortable of course. These are all husband wife joke, my parents laughed. Anyways, if you want to continue your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Jokes are not funny!!!!
 
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I love to hear myself talk
Views: 21 Dark Crown King
Corey Holcomb⎢I gotta do a current event joke... I guess!⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq
 
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Subscribe for more: http://full.sc/MB0Ji8 Wanna get some funny? Well, we got it for you right here at the Comedy Shaq! The best urban comedians, on your screen, when you want it...Comedy Shaq's Five Minute Funnies. Exclusively on The Comedy Shaq! Your TV just got funnier. Want more Five Minute Funnies Click here: http://full.sc/O48lLT Shaquille O'Neal's Comedy Shaq Network is an urban themed comedy channel featuring stand-up comedy, original web series, sketch shows, animation and more! Like Comedy Shaq: http://Facebook.com/ComedyShaq Follow Comedy Shaq: http://Twitter.com/ComedyShaq Official Website: http://ComedyShaq.com/ Follow Shaq: http://Twitter.com/SHAQ Like Shaq: https://Facebook.com/ShaqVerified Shaquille O'Neal's AllStar Comedy Jam: http://ShaqAllStarComedyJam.com/ Follow All Star Comedy Jam: https://Twitter.com/ShaqAllStarTour http://www.youtube.com/user/ComedyShaq
Views: 1401637 Codeblack Comedy
Michael colyar Funniest Race Joke ever
 
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Michael Colyar tells Super Funny joke *I do Not Own Rights to Video*
Views: 160050 MagicoolGlow
Drunk Jokes: Tom McClain Tells Funny Drunk Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Tom McClain jokes about being drunk, and sports. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! With the title, one would assume that Tom McClain tells drunk joke after drunk joke, but sometimes titles can be misleading. Don't get me wrong, Tom McClain does tell drunk jokes, just not that many drunk jokes in this bit. He does discuss college in this bit, and that is one of the best places to get joke drunk...joke drunk is basically underage drinking...or getting drunk off of root beer. I remember my time in college, I loved the jokes drunk people would make, a lot of the time the jokes drunk people would make were just their behavior. Very rarely would they tell jokes about drunk people, but sometimes they would talk about how drunk they were...like we couldn't tell. Remember though, jokes about drunk people are very funny, until you are the one who they are telling jokes about. Most of the time funny drunk jokes are told, other times they might not be funny drunk jokes, but whatever the case always drink responsibly. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
'College Humor' Comedian: 'Keep It Funny Dick Jokes, Not So Misogynistic' | HPL
 
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Subscribe to HuffPost Live Today: http://bit.ly/13Rzzjw Watch The Latest From HPL Here: http://goo.gl/KFIW2 **** More Below **** "College Humor" comedian Abbi Crutchfield joins Ricky to discuss how her brand aims to keep their content funny, but is also working to make it less misogynistic. HuffPost Live is a live-streaming network that puts you, the community, front and center. HuffPost Live streams 12 hours of original programming 5 days a week with highlights showing overnight and on weekends. We operate out of state-of-the-art studios in New York and Los Angeles and feature a rotating team of hosts and producers. Get More HuffPost Live! Watch: http://live.huffingtonpost.com/ Follow: https://twitter.com/HuffPostLive Like: http://www.facebook.com/HuffPostLive
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Italian Family Jokes: Mike Marino Jokes About Italian Family Life! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Mike Marino jokes about Italian families. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I'm not Italian, but I certainly know an Italian family or two. Honestly, I love my friends with an Italian family...best pasta ever. The Italian family values on the other hand are a little bit different, but once you get over the Italian family values, things get pretty sweet. If you really want to know what an Italian family life is like, The Sopranos would be a good start. I honestly don't think most Italian family life is quite that drastic, but regardless, it's an amazing show. I wonder what the word in Italian for family is...maybe I can use google translate to figure out what's Italian for family. Also on google, I can find out some Italian family names for future reference when I create an Italian family sitcom. Marino seems like a good Italian family names I could use. The name of the sitcom would be something like "My Italian Family" or something, and "My Italian Family" would basically be like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but in Little Italy. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Sign Language Lessons - A funny joke (ASL Snippets #9)
 
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Sign Language Lessons - A funny joke (ASL Snippets #9) (Are you a new signer? Start with ASL Snippets #1) This ASL Snippet is a very simple joke. The punchline (the funny part at the end) is especially funny because it uses a very particular sign. If you don't know the sign, go back and watch the ASL Snippets video playlist to learn signs you that you don't understand. Hope you enjoy the joke! Check out my website - ASLwithRobNielson.com Footnote: American Sign Language is a very rich, complex, and unique language. To accurately learn ASL takes commitment and motivation. YouTube is FULL of videos by individuals who make "cutesy" little videos that show random signs and claim to be teaching "sign language." Most of them talk, talk talk, sign, talk, talk, talk, sign.... as a result, they are spreading wrong information about what ASL is and how it is used. Some examples - Melissa Schenk, Ryan Moriarty, Kate Maria, etc. Each of their videos have a lot of views, but for each one of them, the information they are spreading is wrong. And because each one of them gets paid for their videos, not only are they "teaching" a language that they know nothing about, they are also making money at the expense of the Deaf. Is it really that big of a deal? What do you think? A minority culture that is often discriminated against and their language treated like some "cutesy quasi-thing" that's not a "real language." If you have watched and voted thumbs-up on their videos and subscribed to their channels, you're helping to encourage them to continue to take advantage of the Deaf and to wrongly profit off a language that they are teaching wrong. Please, UNsubscribe from them, vote thumbs-down, and leave a comment to encourage others to look for and support accurate sources. Then, take the time to find accurate videos. Ask the video makers where they learned and if they are qualified to teach. Take a moment to vote thumbs-up and leave a positive comment on videos made by individuals who truly KNOW sign language. Subscribe to their channel and share their videos with others. Please help to actively spread the accurate use of ASL. On behalf of the Deaf community and those of us who look to have our language, community and culture get the respect they deserve, I thank you.
Views: 45234 Rob Nielson
"Two Nacho Chips" - Joke 2013
 
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An Animated Short
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Mushroom Jokes: Randall Gomez Tells Funny Mushroom Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Randall Gomez tells jokes about mushrooms. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Have you ever heard some really funny stuff on mushrooms? I haven't either. There are so many funny mushroom jokes out there, because mushrooms help you see funny things. When you see funny things, you can get some really funny mushroom jokes, I realized people have the best stories about when they are on drugs...and that's why this mushroom joke is so hilarious. It's funny, because mushrooms don't sound like a drug, but rather a fungus that you put in your food, no wonder you can see weird things on mushrooms. I've got some jokes about mushrooms I don't mind sharing: which type of plants are the most fun to be with? Fungi...ok, well Randall Gomez definitely has better jokes about mushrooms than I do. I always wondered if mushrooms could speak, what mushrooms jokes would be like. That probably sounds like a question that I would have while on shrooms, trying to tell some mushrooms jokes, but I do have these thoughts a lot. Probably mushrooms joke about other cyanobacteria, and other decomposing organisms and what not. I bet they aren't too funny. Probably a mushrooms joke is dry in humor...that mushroom joke wasn't too funny huh? Like I said previously, Randall Gomez is probably a lot better at telling mushroom jokes. For more hilarious mushroom jokes, or a really good mushroom joke you can tell your friends, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Funny Girl Jokes: Claude Stuart Tells Girls Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Claude Stuart jokes about girls. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I realize that what guys joke about and what girls joke about are completely different. Guys have really disguising jokes, but girls joke about things a lot more hurtful. Girls jokes can turn into eating disorders...if that's funny girls jokes are on a completely different level of funny. I also love joke girls. What is a joke girl you may ask? Joke girls are those girls who aren't comedians, but they thing they are, so they continue to tell jokes thinking they are funny, but they end up not being funny because no one had the balls to tell them they aren't funny. That actually reminds me of some jokes girls may play on each other. Just make the girl think she's funny so she could be a joke girl. That's definitely jokes girls can understand...or at least some jokes about girls that some girls find funny. In this bit, Claude Stuart talks about his incident with a joke girl, and continues on with his jokes about girls. Good thing for him, they are some funny girl jokes, if they weren't funny girl jokes, he just looks like a joke guy...also known as a jerk. One thing I realized is to never tell jokes about girls...to their face. It's hard to tell funny jokes about girls if your not a girl, because you end up looking like a jerk. Jokes on guys are so much different than jokes on girls. Jokes on guys are definitely more physically harmful, and jokes on girls are very emotionally draining. I get all of my information on this description from the movie "Mean Girls." For more hilarious comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
An Irish Drinking Joke
 
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In this clip, Glendale Mayor Mike Dunafon admits that he loves jokes and then tells one about an Irishman that had a unique drinking tradition.
Views: 879954 Mike Dunafon
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
 
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We've assembled 125 of the funnier short blonde jokes into one video for your amusement. To download or read the entire list of dumb blonde jokes, visit http://www.crassjokes.com/blonde-jokes
Views: 25112 J Smith
Funniest Moments of Patrick Star
 
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like and Subscribe for more! Also check out my Fb page below and LIKE! https://www.facebook.com/iFuunnyPictures DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own any content from the "SpongeBob SquarePants" episodes. I do NOT own any video or music from SpongeBob SquarePants. Credit goes to Nickelodeon, and United Plankton Pictures. All rights reserved.
Views: 15238362 Angel Hernandez
The Smiths: "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore" Lesson 1966 Epiphone Casino
 
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Had a request... Here's the basic parts of the song as I hear and play them.
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funny jokes (sort of funny)
 
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i know i know its not that funny but i will make evan funnier videos if you subscribe and i probably will evan make art videos!!!
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A not funny joke
 
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Soooooo I was pretty bored
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Gay Marriage Jokes: Funny Jokes About Gay Marriage! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Thai Rivera jokes on prop 8. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Thai Rivera does it again, this time he does it by telling gay marriage jokes. Not only does he tell gay marriage jokes, but from this bit you find out a funny gay marriage joke told by his room mate. California is a pretty liberal state, and it'll be very difficult to tell a gay marriage joke in this state, so you better hope if your telling jokes about gay marriage that its funny gay marriage jokes unless you'll be in trouble by the gay community. Good thing for Thai Rivera, he has funny gay marriage jokes, it helps that he's gay as well. Thai's ability to tell jokes about gay marriage all over California shows you his good his jokes gay marriage are. I bet he'd get an interesting reaction telling these jokes gay marriage in Texas, nonetheless he is alive and telling them now and that's what matters. For more Thai Rivera and other great comics, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Man Jokes: Claude Shires Jokes About Man! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Claude Shires jokes about the perfect man. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Warning, this bit contains man jokes about joke man. And the joke man I am referring to, is of course, the perfect man doll. This bit definitely has jokes man and woman will get, but some women may take offense to the man joke presented. I love man jokes, because being a man, I relate to them. Good thing for me, Claude tells funny man jokes. If these were not funny man jokes, I would be pissed and go ahead and squeeze my perfect woman doll to feel better. One thing I find really funny about man is the way we tell jokes, when we are with our friend the man joke is completely different the man joke we tell around women. I remember I was at a wedding, and at the bachelor party the best man jokes were hilarious. The best man jokes he told were about strippers and whores and what not, when we got to the wedding the best man jokes were about flowers, and dresses. I also think its funny that in high school men, or at least I tried as hard as possible to make things as grammatically incorrect as possible around men, but around females I tried to sound as intelligent as possible. Around guys I would say things like "that's jokes man" but around females I would say things on the lines of "I thought it was quite humorous the way that you constructed your sentence in a way to make me laugh." These are all jokes about man, and Claude Shires definitely knows how to tell great jokes about man. If you'd like to hear more jokes about man, or just to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Evil Not Funny Graphic Jokes of Doctors Dentists FDA Patients For 18 above only
 
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Brazilian Prank Mirror - reflectionless (subtitles in english)
 
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Amazing joke no reflection in the mirror . With subtitles in english. Brazilian tv show Programa Silvio Santos.
Views: 20294681 Roger Harry
Kevin Hart⎢SEX can be uncomfortable at times⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq
 
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Views: 2791094 Codeblack Comedy
Penis Jokes: Shayla Rivera Jokes About Penis! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Shayla Rivera tells penis jokes. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! As a man, a penis joke can be very sensitive subject. Men tend to get self conscious about penis jokes, however Shayla Rivera does a good job to make her penis joke and penis jokes that bad for men. I was watching television the other day, and caught an old episode of Entourage, and it was the episode where Vinny Chase needed a drug test and was about to fail. They decided to get a joke penis, and I had no idea there was a such thing as a joke penis. A joke penis is a penis I guess that urinates clean urine...it basically works as a penis. I just call them jokes penis, because its not the real thing. Maybe in bizzaro world our penis would be considered the jokes penis, but we aren't in bizarro world so we would just leave it at that. A lot of comics like to tell jokes about penis, I don't know what the fascination with this particular body part is. If your going to tell jokes about penis, why not tell jokes about funny bones, I'm sure it may be funnier. To increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
It's just not this funny: RT brings the news, not the jokes
 
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RT's Erin Ade says that when politicians and the mainstream media work side-by-side, the joke is actually on the viewer. At RT, we have a different approach. Because the news of the world just is not this funny. Find RT America in your area: http://rt.com/where-to-watch/ Or watch us online: http://rt.com/on-air/rt-america-air/ Like us on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/RTAmerica Follow us on Twitter http://twitter.com/RT_America
Views: 18610 RT America
suicide.....its not a funny joke.....
 
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if have thought about doing suicide then you should watch this and realize that if its a joke it isnt funny and you are really screwed up if you think its a funny issue.....
Views: 31 sydney morris