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We'll all have that one friend who tells dumb jokes...jokes that are so dumb you actually laugh at them. The joke itself isn't funny. Maybe it's the delivery, the situation, or some other factor, but the joke just isn't funny. It can't be. It's too dumb to be funny.
That situation repeats itself in social circles all over the world, regardless of language, country, or culture. For some reason, it is an innate thing to do. We laugh at things precisely because they aren't funny. Well, some of us do. The rest of us probably just groan. In fact, this situation might remind you of something. Dad jokes. That's right, dad jokes. While the two aren't exactly the same thing, they share a lot of commonalities. Dad jokes typically fall into the dumb, eye roll worthy category.
Today's jokes, while they are definitely eye roll worthy, and potentially dad jokey, share one thing in common - they are dumb. Very dumb. Some of you will enjoy this, others less so. Regardless, you may be able to at least entertain your friends a little bit with your insanely dry humor. These are 25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny!
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A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said "Stay here and be very quiet. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.
"What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The son answered" "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' I guess I just panicked."
There's these 2 guys who escape from a lunatic asylum via the roof. There ahead of them lay roof tops, freedom. The 1st guy runs and jumps easily onto the next roof. The other guy afraid that he will fall refuses to jump over. The first guy says "hey I've got an idea. I've got a flashlight. I'll light it between the gap and you can just walk over it to this side." The second guy says "what, do you think that I'm crazy? You'll just turn off off before I reach the middle."
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Edit: The teacher asked me why am I doing my test at the floor. Cause the teacher told me to do my multiplication with tables
Edit: What do you call a cow without legs. Ground beef
Heres one I came up with myself. I told it to some kids at high school. The punch line is a Phineas and Ferb refernce, so only P&F fans will get it, but the people I told it to all laughed anyway. idk if they all actuly get it, (but ik that the 1st one I told it to did), but still. here it is
Isabella (from p&f): Knock knock.
Phineas (from p&f): Whos there?
Isabella (from p&f): Hyphen.
Phineas (from p&f): Hyphen who?
Isabella (from p&f): Hyphen-eas (Hi Phineas), Whatcha doooin?
It’s actually k in der, as the word in is pronounced. Spelled same as kind but you probably know this being who you are and the research you have to do! I’m the idiot . . . But just in case I was not wring
You guys are awsome! I am extremely like Mike. I will laugh at almost anything. If anyone wants to check out my podcast its all about jokes like this. Its called, Bad Funny Jokes: https://anchor.fm/BadFunnyJokes You can also find me on other platforms such as spotify, itunes, and stitcher, overwatch, google podcast and more.
2016 Workforce 100: Ranking the World’s Top Companies for HR.
American Express, which has made the list all three years, takes the top spot in this year’s list of top companies for HR.
To excel at everything from talent management to recruiting to benefits to diversity is not an easy task. To shine in those areas year after year is exemplary. Now in its third year, the Workforce 100 recognizes companies that excel in various areas of human resources during the course of the previous year. To determine which companies make the list, Workforce editors work with researchers from the Human Capital Media Advisory Group, the magazine’s research arm.
To find out which companies are the best for HR management, the research team created a statistical formula to shift through publicly available data on HR performance to separate the best from the rest. This year, to give employees more of a “say,” we’ve asked recruiting and job review website Glassdoor Inc. to provide data on what workers are saying about the companies that made our short list. From there, we combined that information with the public data available to create our 2016 Workforce 100 list.
American Express Inc. was the top company on this year’s list, and it has made the list all three years. Thirty-three other companies have also made all of the lists.